M and M Bowl VI

Schedule of Events

2010-05-07T11:34:00.002-04:00

10:20 Free Agent on field Draft
10:25 Team Introductions
10:30 Round 1 Kickoff All teams
11:00 Kebin Ahrens Halftime Show featuring Mike Giordano
11:10 Championship Game and Consolation Game
11:40 Cookout and Trophy Presentation

Please remember to wear team colors.
Lyon: navy, Stone:red, Moran:green, Matt Cook(formerly Mark Allen's team):white.

If you're in the free agent draft, you may want to bring one of each color with you.

Draft Results

2010-05-07T11:31:00.001-04:00

Team Moran
Darren Whitehead
Gordon Dill
Joe Milam
Steve Dunning
Tyrone Colson
Kelly Coakley
Vince Roper

Team Allen
Sanchez Neely
Sean Musserallo
Nikki Roundtree' s son( He's 18)
Steven Sawyer (Angela's husband)
Joel Gorman
Matt Cook
Nikki Roundtree

Team Stone
Russel Wagner
Steven Eaton
Jimmy Moore
Lee Neely
Angela Rodriguez
Steven Crane
Nikki Roundtree's husband

Team Lyon
Jadon Brown
Ty Barnes
Kim Deal
Dan Lane
Chris Cato
Dennis Jarzabek
Kim Quintero
Jeff Goodman

the 2010 DRAFT!!!

2010-05-07T09:43:00.001-04:00

Tentative Date Set!!!

2010-03-30T14:25:00.002-04:00

We now have a tentative date set for the BIG game, Saturday May 8th 10:00 a.m. Of course as always this date is subject to change, but we hope it doesn't because if we wait too long heat becomes a factor.

With that being said the time is NOW. If you're going to play in the M&M BOWL you must enter the draft which will be held in a couple of weeks. Just shoot me an e-mail.

All WYFFers are eligible. Your spouses are eligible. Anyone who has played in previous years is also eligible. Friends of WYFFers are also eligible as long as we have their name and they pass our physical, just kidding. We'll let you know which of the four captains picks you. Info on food and t-shirts to come later.

Thanks,

-Mark

Jarzaout...Is the Dill Done?

2010-03-30T14:18:00.004-04:00

(Ann Arbor Michigan)

In a hastily called conference call with M&M Bowl officials and select members of the media, Commissioner Dennis Jarzabek announced his resignation today. Jarrzabek made it quick and to the point, "After three years, I'm done. I'm going to pursue other projects." Mr. Jarzabek took no questions and hung up.

There's much speculation as to what these "other projects" are. It's been widely known that that Jarz has a growing interest in music and some believe he is working on a solo album. Many believe the album will combine his three favorite genres Country, Regae and Rap into a fusion called CRAP. Whatever he's doing, he's definitely no longer commissioner.

In a surprising announcement, Draft host Gordon Dill said, "If there's no Jarz, there's no Dill", after learning of the Jarz resignation.

M&M Bowl Captains gave their reactions to the whole thing. Mark Allen said, "We all saw this coming. The last three years with Jarzabek have been a train wreck. And as far as Dill goes, I didn't realize the two of them were that intimate."

Kevin Moran had this to say," I think we'll learn he was forced about the Ethics Committee for betting on the games. I guess all those dropped passes were on purpose. But this will allow the relationship between Jarz and Dill to flourish."

Michael Stone wished them well,"I'm only concerned with important matters, but I hope they're happy together."

Mark Lyon seemed to have more of a problem with Dill."It's a shame, I thought Jarz was about to take it to the next level, but I'll be first in line to buy his album at Family Dollar. But this just proves Dill can't be funny without Jarz and he was afraid of not having good material. Comics like him are a dime a dozen."

Speculation as to who will fill the role of Commissioner is already wide spread. Several names are already being thrown out there, including: Mike Giordano, Scott Enright, Chris Cato, Michael Cogdill, Nick Nygro, Sean Musseralo and Mary Ann Snyder.

Mark Lyon suggested the brakes be put on the process,"We're not going to speculate in a public forum. We're going to have an exhaustive search and intense interviews or maybe just see who's not busy that night."

2009-05-04T08:49:00.004-04:00

M & M Bowl Draft - Part 1!!

M & M Bowl Draft - Part 2!!

2009-03-17T00:09:00.002-04:00

MAY 9th people!!! The date has changed again!!!!!

We had another great draft with great comedy this year. Please stay tuned for our draft show coming up soon! Until then here are the results from the draft.

Team Moran: team color green
Jadon Brown
Darren Whitehead
Ti Barnes (WSPA)
Mandy Gaither
Errick Donald
Chris Cato (WSPA)
Chuck Milteer
Stewart Curry

Team Allen: team color red
Mike Giordano
Sean Muserallo
John Eby
Carrie Richmond
Joel Gorman
Sanchez Neeley
Kevin Newman
Audrey Goldsmith

Team Lyon: team color purple?
Gordon Dill
Russel Wagner
Kim Deal
Chad Farmer
Dennis Jarzabek
Kelly Coakley
Vince Roper
Jeff Goodman

Team Stone: team color powder blue?
Lee Neely
Steve Dunning
Gordon's Friend
Belle Host
Devin Smith
Stephen Eaton
Benjie Newman
Anna (Audrey's friend)

Thanks to Gordon, Joel, Mark Allen, Darren, Stone, Jarzabek and Mandy for thier help with draft.
If you weren't in the draft and decide you want to play, don't forget we'll have a special free agent draft the day of the game. You may have to bring at four different colored shirts, but you will play!
A big thanks to Benjie Newman for powering the website!

2009-02-26T00:53:00.003-05:00

In our ever increasing attempt to explore new avenues for the big game we are for the first time this year having give a ways. This year's grand prize is something we're calling "Dinner with Dopher".

One raffle winner will win an all expense paid dinner with Marc Dopher at the restaurant of his choice. This is not a gender based prize, everyone is encouraged to enter.

Stay tuned for details on more prizes. Drawings will be held at the game you must present to win.

m&m bowl 5 - promo

2009-02-17T15:31:00.002-05:00

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

M and M Bowl V

2009-01-12T20:49:00.003-05:00

Yes, the annual game that includes great food, great music and (at least in our minds) great flag football is still in the works! The event is scheduled for ~~March 7th~~ March 28 at 10:00 a.m. We're getting started a little later this year.
Look for more details about the draft, t-shirts and the return of defending champion Michael Stone!
Are you ready for some Football!

The M&M Bowl is in no way associated with Mars Candy Company Inc.

M and M Bowl IV - Photo Collage

2009-01-11T10:25:00.004-05:00

M&M BOWL IV DRAFT REPORT

2008-02-14T09:37:00.000-05:00

Here's the (heavily edited) version of this year's draft. There's upsept, brawling, and there's Jarzabek.

If you still want to join in the game, be sure to contact Mark Lyon to get on the list!

BEHOLD, THE T-SHIRT DESIGN!

2008-02-06T14:56:00.000-05:00

Be sure to order one from Mark Lyon in your favorite team's color!

BREAKING NEWS:THE DRAFT SHEET!

2008-02-04T16:32:00.001-05:00

The M&M Bowl IV Draft Report Special hasn't even aired yet, but an anonymous source close to the league released the following draft information:

TEAM ALLEN
Jadon Brown
Mike Girodano
Russell Wagner
Mandy Gaither
Chad Farmer
Kevin Newman

TEAM LYON
Sarah Young
Tyrone Colson
Dutsin McDaniels
Joel Gormon
JL Watkins
Amanda Harley

TEAM MORAN
Steve Dunning
Lee Neeley
Kim Deal
Benjie Newman
Kebin Ahrens
Chuck Milteer

TEAM STONE
Gordon Dill
Darren Whitehead
Dennis Jarzabek
Kelly Coakley
Chad Zellmer
Michael Smith

WHAT TEAM DO YOU WANT TO BE ON?

2008-01-29T09:39:00.000-05:00

This year's M&M Bowl boasts way more captains with 'M' related names, so here's a promo so you can get more familiar with each of their ~~playing~~ bragging styles. [nevermind the old date]

League commissioner (and all around loud-mouth), Dennis Jarzabek shot off his mouth about what he thinks of each of the team captains:

MARK LYON: "He's a great captain and he has done great things for this league, but he's past his prime and I think it's time for him to move on (However, he belongs in the Hall of Fame and we will badges on our 'uniforms' to commemorate him in M&M Bowl V for the first quarter)."

MICHAEL STONE: "A newcomer who thinks he's the man, but he's soft and I can expect him to fade away fast."

MARK ALLEN: "We only let him inot the league because his name starts with 'M'. I'm not sure he's qualified to be here. Maybe he should try Canada."

KEVIN MORAN: "I never speak to him much, so I better watch what I say."

RE-MARK YOUR CALENDARS

2008-01-29T09:37:00.000-05:00

Due to some unforseen scheduling conflicts, the throwdown showdown football fantasy has been rescheduled for FEBRUARY 16TH.

PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR FACES ROCKED!

2007-12-20T17:30:00.000-05:00

Word has gotten out about how awesome this song is, so we're posting this video a little earlier than planned. Ladies, gentlemen, and Jarzabek: It the official M&M Bowl IV theme song!

Special thanks goes out to Kebin Ahrens for all his hard work on our theme tune - be sure to out there on February 2nd for his halftime show!

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!

2007-12-18T14:24:00.001-05:00

"Play ball!" It's time to start gearing up for the annual (not officially sanctioned by WYFF)M&M Bowl football extravaganza. We've got the website back up, with some new videos - and a new domain name: MARKvsMARK.com

This year the M&M Bowl is bigger and better than ever before! We have a few daring, new tricks up our sleeves - including a live music half-time show! But the most important change will be in the tournament itself. For year four of the M&M Bowl we're gonna have FOUR TEAMS battle for football supremacy. Your team captains are featured on the right side of the page, so you know who to start buttering up before the draft in January.

M&M BOWL 3 VICTORY CEREMONY

2007-12-18T13:53:00.000-05:00

What exactly do you get when your team wins the M&M Bowl (other than bragging rights)? Here's last year's closing ceremony:

This year we're gonna turn the dial up to 11. There'll be more rockin' and even more celebratory high fives, so MARK your calenadars for February 2nd!

BREAKING NEWS: NEW COMMISH!

2007-10-05T09:38:00.000-04:00

We just received the following release from M&M Bowl CEO, Mark Lyon: "With the departure of Chris Smyth, the Big Game needed a new commissioner. I'm happy to announce that person is Dennis Jarzabek." Dennis had this to say about his new role:

Dennis will start immediately (after a short smoking break). Stay tuned for information on the M&M BOWL IV pre-season.

GAME OVER, MAN.

2007-01-22T22:14:00.000-05:00

Thanks to everyone who came out for M and M Bowl III - we had quite a turnout this year. Expect to see some highlights and a TON of photos in the next few days, but here's quick shot of the winning team, "Team Allen":

And here's a shot of "Team Lyon":

If you're a WYFF'r, be sure to check the "P drive" for a ton more photos!

THE JARZABEK SCANDAL

2007-01-19T10:51:00.000-05:00

This week's draft special looks smooth when you view the final cut, but unbeknownst to the general public...there was controversy brewing.

If you're having trouble viewing any of the videos from thhis blog page (or want to email them to a friend) then visit our youtube profile to view all the videos.

See you all at the game tomorrow - be sure to get there early (unless you're Dennis Jarzabek, in which case you're contractually allowed to arrive whenever)!

Kick-off starts at 10:30!
Play ball!

THE M&M BOWL DRAFT REPORT

2007-01-18T11:39:00.000-05:00

Okay, so it's a little late on getting to the website. Here's the official draft report (which was edited down from the hours to six-and-half minutes). Enjoy!

Check back over the next 2 days, as we'll be posting more valuable information, as well as reaction to the controversial team standings.

Play Ball!

IF THERE'S GRASS ON THE FIELD...

2007-01-12T15:31:00.000-05:00

Mark Lyon (under the watchful, non-partial eye of Jeff Durham) went out and inspected the Furman practice field this afternoon, making sure everything will be up to our particularly high M&M Bowl standards.

The first thing they came across wasn't particularly inviting. Hopefully Melissa Bayles got the proper clearance so we won't have to run from the campus police. Not that it's that hard to keep away from a golf cart.

And here's a shot of where dreams will be crushed next weekend.

Come back Monday for the M&M Bowl Draft Show!

THE OFFICIAL PROMO!

2007-01-09T10:34:00.000-05:00

BREAKING NEWS!

2007-01-03T23:27:00.000-05:00

We have breaking news to report! Mark Willis, quarterback of "Team Marc (with a C)" will be unable to play due to a scheduling conflict. But rather than ending this year's competition with a forfeit, morning news reporter, Mark Allen will be stepping in as the new team captain.

No word at this hour on whether the newly lead team will also be called, "Team Mark (with a K)" or if Allen plans on permanently changing the spelling of his first name to accomadate everyone else (which would be the less selfish thing, really).

HIGHLIGHTS!

2007-01-02T11:44:00.000-05:00

Here's a quick look at last year's MM Bowl to get you all pumped up for this years tournament!

THE SHIRTS ARE COMING!

2007-01-02T10:42:00.000-05:00

Here's the official MnM Bowl 3 logo! [designed by the fine folks at Brady's Screen Printing]

If you're getting interested in getting one, just give $5 to Mark Lyon. There's only going to be a limited number produced this year, so make sure to reserve yours now!

Get them while supplies last!

THIS YEAR'S FEAST

2007-01-02T10:33:00.000-05:00

Beth Brotherton is had at work preparing this year's BBQ feast, but we had a chance to catch up with her for this tantalizing preview:

"Well, I haven't even made my annaul trip to Wal-Mart yet, so I'm not really that hard at work on it. But, I assure you it'll be the best cheetos you've ever had."

Okay, maybe we caught up with her a little early, so here's another look at least year's banquet. Just imagine that food again - only better.

M&M BOWL RETURNS

2006-12-03T21:42:00.000-05:00

It seems like only yesterday that the two team captians shook hands before going to battle on tht rainy, January morning. Feet were stepped on. Egos were bruised. Hot dogs were consumed.

And in the end victory went to Team Mark (now remember: that's Mark with a "k"). Will he be victorious again this year and lead his team to another win? It's hard to tell, as it is still anyone's game.

One thing we do know for sure: it's a match-up that you won't want to miss.