League commissioner (and all around loud-mouth), Dennis Jarzabek shot off his mouth about what he thinks of each of the team captains:
MARK LYON: "He's a great captain and he has done great things for this league, but he's past his prime and I think it's time for him to move on (However, he belongs in the Hall of Fame and we will badges on our 'uniforms' to commemorate him in M&M Bowl V for the first quarter)."
MICHAEL STONE: "A newcomer who thinks he's the man, but he's soft and I can expect him to fade away fast."
MARK ALLEN: "We only let him inot the league because his name starts with 'M'. I'm not sure he's qualified to be here. Maybe he should try Canada."
KEVIN MORAN: "I never speak to him much, so I better watch what I say."